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My darling son informed me of his plan for my next birthday gift. The idea requires more thought, perhaps, but the bones are good.

His creation, brought to life:

I see a triple entendre....

And while I apologize for my child's comfort using a less-than-couth term, it is one of the pitfalls of living with a label that sounds exactly as he interprets it. Asperger's.

And you know what? No one's ever served me a better burger than him.

But the slogan...could use some work.